Best Sentence I Read Today

And it's only just an hour in:

...the men's toilet had acquired such a lavish reputation for the variety of lurid actions performed within its precincts that, as I once heard it said: "If someone comes in there for a good honest shit, it's like a breath of fresh air."

Do read the entire article from the always entertaining Christopher Hitchens as he discusses possible motivations behind Larry Craig's men's room misadventure.