I Wonder What Size Sea Raidens Were...

Well, it's officially Thanksgiving back in the States, so I'd thought I'd engage in the time-honored tradition of naming one thing that I'm thankful for: I'm so very thankful that I do not live 390 million years ago, where every day would evidently be spent trying to avoid BEING EATEN ALIVE BY 8 FOOT-LONG SEA SCORPIONS!

I'd also like to thank the BBC, the creator of the above picture, paleontologists, and the theory of evolution in general for providing the fodder for years' worth of future nightmares.