...with one of my colleagues, Andreas Dagobert Will: "Here is that small write-up you requested."
"Thank you, Jeffrey (Examines paper with furrowed brow). It's very...logical. By the way, what are your plans after this program ends?"
"I'm not sure. I wouldn't mind staying in Europe, but I have some good contacts in the States whom I'm afraid of losing if I stay much longer."
"Hmmm. Well, I have good personal and business contacts with firms throughout Western Europe, Scandanavia, and England. I'm sure I could help you find a job--in fact, I helped the last intern get a good job in France."
Alternate titles to this post include:
"The Seen and the Unseen: The Cloaked Dagger of Opportunity Cost"
"All Crossroads are Paved with Cognitive Dissonance"
"Life Imitating Art: The Story of Dogbert and Me"
"Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo"