This past weekend's imu roast was a gratifying success. Not only had 20 hours in the imu steamed the pig to perfection, but just as the first cuts were being tossed on the grill for a finishing sear, storm clouds also darkened the sky and the first shower of the rainy season began. I and others were beside ourselves that our imu had pleased Lono, who had clearly sent the Pineapple Express our way. Problem is, while Lono does exist in Hawaiian mythology, and the Pineapple Express is indeed the layman term for a genuine meteorological event, nearly everything else I included in that e-mail/post was harvested from my well-irrigated imagination; any resemblance to real persons or events was entirely coincidental. Nonetheless some at the party did and as far as I know do still believe the tale to be true, and their innocent credulity fills me with mirth.
I'm reminded of a perhaps apocryphal story about Niels Bohr:
One of his students once noticed a horseshoe nailed above his cabin door and asked him: "Surely, Professor Bohr, you don't believe in all that silliness about the horseshoe bringing good luck?" With a gentle smile Bohr replied "No, no, of course not, but I understand it works whether you believe in it or not."